Short post while I'm waiting for the weekend. 5 questions and my answers to them
1. What would you do with a million dollars?
I would use the money to make a movie, preferably of my favorite book ever House of Leaves, it would be a very high budget independent film. Paranormal activity only cost $15K think what I could do with a million. I hire decent small time actresses and use my producer/director influence to get with one or more of them. Then depending on the revenue of the movie when it is released, I either invest in technology that will eventually give me super powers, or buy the internet.
2. If the Google Maps van was coming towards you what would you do?
Jump in front of it. I think it would be hilarious to go to street view and all the sudden there is a dude dead in the road and then the next click shows the Google maps guys standing over the body like "OMG, OMG" and then the next click goes back to the road like nothing happened.
3. Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard/seen?
Del Taco, 2 AM, guy in the drive-through is pissing out of his car from the driver seat, when he noticed that we were right there at the tables outside and we were looking at him, this genius decides to respond with "What? You never seen a man piss out his car before?"
4. What is the meaning of life?
I think that if you're interesting and entertaining then your life has meaning. The actual meaning of life is probably something stupid though, like it was all just God playing Sims.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I right-clicked on the other side.
Post your own answers in the comments, you can respond to one question, all of them, make up your own I don't care