Wednesday, September 29, 2010

There is no right answer

Short post while I'm waiting for the weekend. 5 questions and my answers to them

1. What would you do with a million dollars?

I would use the money to make a movie, preferably of my favorite book ever House of Leaves, it would be a very high budget independent film. Paranormal activity only cost $15K think what I could do with a million. I hire decent small time actresses and use my producer/director influence to get with one or more of them. Then depending on the revenue of the movie when it is released, I either invest in technology that will eventually give me super powers, or buy the internet.

2. If the Google Maps van was coming towards you what would you do?

Jump in front of it. I think it would be hilarious to go to street view and all the sudden there is a dude dead in the road and then the next click shows the Google maps guys standing over the body like "OMG, OMG" and then the next click goes back to the road like nothing happened.

3. Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard/seen?

Del Taco, 2 AM, guy in the drive-through is pissing out of his car from the driver seat, when he noticed that we were right there at the tables outside and we were looking at him, this genius decides to respond with "What? You never seen a man piss out his car before?"

4. What is the meaning of life?

I think that if you're interesting and entertaining then your life has meaning. The actual meaning of life is probably something stupid though, like it was all just God playing Sims.

5. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because I right-clicked on the other side.

Post your own answers in the comments, you can respond to one question, all of them, make up your own I don't care


  1. 1. What would you do with a million dollars?

    - invest half of it. spend the rest on a nice car, some food, rent, gas, new phone, games, other bills, some nice shit for family/friends.

    2. If the Google Maps van was coming towards you what would you do?

    - wave?

    3. Whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard/seen?

    - i honestly don't know. probably some hateful comment.

    4. What is the meaning of life?

    - to be happy.

    5. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    - to find food.

  2. 1. What would I do with a million dollars? Two chicks at the same time. Yep, always wanted to do that, and I think if I was a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money.

    In all seriousness, I'd pay off my student loans, take a nice month or two vacation in Europe, and invest the rest in gold.

  3. 1.) I would invest 50% in stocks/bonds/ETF's/currency trading/etc and use the other 40% to start building houses for cash flow income. Live off the 10% till i'm more ballin

    2.) I would probably try and talk to the people inside

    3.) Hmmm... This is a tough one, cant really think right now

    4.) meaning of life is to figure out what the meaning is, if you don't then ....

    5.) Because it wanted to, duh

    OK heres a question for you,

    How old am I?

  4. 1. Not sure, i'd get sick probably. Buy things i can't afford i guess.

    2. I would burn it and yell Death to the nwo.

    3. My face, voice lol

    4. Death. Well it's the grand finale.

    5. Shit. to get across?

  5. 1.
    What would you do with a million dollars?
    Invest at least half into someting good :) and buying a nice car.. for around 80k :)
    Crash into them... And trying it that way that it would be their fault when police arives :)
    I cannot reacall anything realy worth ... But if you watch youtube, you get worried everyday :)
    To enjoy it as much as possible and to fuck everything that moves xD
    Because it is a chicken.. chickens do somethimes cross road :)

  6. 1) Spend half, store half. Maybe fund your movie (if it was done well; that book was nuts.)

    2) I'd mime something, like I was leaning on a wall or pulling a rope.

    3) Bush administration

    4) The meaning is to always be searching for the meaning. Or at the very least try to eek out the most enjoyment possible on this rock.

    5) Who knows? It's all poultry in motion.

  7. 1) Buy all the games/anime that I've ever wanted

    2) Get my arse out :)

    3) Some guy behind me in a lecture: "I heard people are killing themselves after seeing Avatar, because they feel like they'll never see anything that beautiful again"

    4) Honestly have no idea

    5) Because he was on the same side as the KFC

  8. if the google maps van was coming towards me, i'd probably strip naked or something lol

  9. 1. Travel, buy a boat, ocean, emptiness, fish.
    2. Smile and say hi.
    3. A man ordering a cheeseburger but without the cheese
    4. There is no meaning but the one you can find yourself. No God, no afterlife, just the here and now for yourself and the world you can build for your children.
    5. Because whatelse could he do ?

  10. 1 Holy shit dude, I love book of leaves too. I think that I would invest my million dollars in the bank :D
    2 Flick them off ;)
    3 Religion
    4 Evolutionary purpose- to reproduce and pass on my genes
    5 He was LOST